FBI Job Opening

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a

large metal

door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your

instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the

room you will

find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said,

"You can't

be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said,

"Then you're

not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the

gun and went

into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man

came out with

tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The

agent said,

"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions,

to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were

heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,

banging on the

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened

slowly and

there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat

from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat

him to death

with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

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